What do you get if you cross a wolf and a glove?
– I don’t know but I wouldn’t shake hands with it!
Why did the wolf cross the road?
– Because he was chasing the chicken!
How do wolves eat?
– They wolf it down!
Why did the wolf cross the road again?
– It was the chickens day off!
Nothing like a bit of DIY! I enjoy a good howl! I definitley need some flea powder!