Where does a hamster go on holiday?
When do hamsters hide when its raining?
– When it rains cats and dogs!
What do you call a hamster that can lift a hippo?
– Sir Hamster!
What are four hundred rabbits hopping backwards?
– A receding hare line.
How do you catch a unique rabbit?
– U-nique upon it!
How do you know carrots are good for your sight?
– You don’t see rabbits wearing glasses!
What do rabbits do after getting married?
– Go on their bunnymoon!
What do you get if you cross and a rabbit and an insect?
– Bugs Bunny!
What is a rabbit’s favourite game?
What is small and furry and brilliant with a sword?
– A Mouseketeer!
What mouse was a roman emperor?
– Julius Cheeser!
What do mice do around the house?
What kind of musical instruments do mice like to play?
When do mice need oiling?
– When they squeak!
What do rodents say when playing bingo?
– Eyes down for a full mouse!
What does a 20 pound mouse say to a cat?
– Here kitty kitty!
Who is the largest mouse in the world?
– E. Norm Ouse
I’m gonna find it if it takes all day! Lalalalalalalalalala! Best drummer around! Bored rabbit! No! I can resist temptation! Smells goooood to me!
And now for our resident band…….
The Mousy Band
song – Mouse Boogie