Pet Jokes

Pet Fun

Hamster Jokes

Where does a hamster go on holiday?
– Hamsterdam!

When do hamsters hide when its raining?
– When it rains cats and dogs!

What do you call a hamster that can lift a hippo?
– Sir Hamster!

Rabbit Jokes

What are four hundred rabbits hopping backwards?
– A receding hare line.

How do you catch a unique rabbit?
– U-nique upon it!

How do you know carrots are good for your sight?
– You don’t see rabbits wearing glasses!

What do rabbits do after getting married?
– Go on their bunnymoon!

What do you get if you cross and a rabbit and an insect?
– Bugs Bunny!

What is a rabbit’s favourite game?
– Hopscotch!

Mouse Jokes

What is small and furry and brilliant with a sword?
– A Mouseketeer!

What mouse was a roman emperor?
– Julius Cheeser!

What do mice do around the house?
– Mouse-work!

What kind of musical instruments do mice like to play?
– Mouse-organs!

When do mice need oiling?
– When they squeak!

What do rodents say when playing bingo?
– Eyes down for a full mouse!

What does a 20 pound mouse say to a cat?
– Here kitty kitty!

Who is the largest mouse in the world?
– E. Norm Ouse

Rodent Cartoons

I’m gonna find it if it takes all day! Lalalalalalalalalala! Best drummer around! Bored rabbit! No! I can resist temptation! Smells goooood to me!

And now for our resident band…….

The Mousy Band

song – Mouse Boogie