Horse Jokes

Horse Jokes

What do you call a horse that lives next door to you?
– A neigh-bour!

What do you call a horse that likes to be ridden at night?
– A night-mare!

Why did the horse eat with it’s mouth open?
Because it had bad stable manners!

Why did the pony gargle?
– Because it was a little hoarse!

What animal always goes to sleep with its shoes on?
– A horse, of course!

What is a horse’s favourite sport?
– Stable tennis!

Where do you take sick horses?
– To a horspital!

What is the slowest horse in the world?
– A clothes-horse!

What do you give a horse with a cough?
– Cough stirrup!

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