Farm Animal Jokes

Farm Fun

Duck Jokes

Why did the duck cross the road?
– He was tied to the chicken.

At what time does a duck wake up?
– At the quack of dawn.

What do ducks have with soup?
– Quackers

What do ducks watch on TV?
– Duck-umentaries!

Where did the duck go when he was sick?
– To the ducktor!

A rabbit and a duck went to a restaurant for dinner. Who paid?
– The duck because he had the bill.

What do you call a crate of ducks ?
– A box of quackers!

What is a duck’s favorite dance ?
– The quackstep!

What happens when ducks fly upside down ?
– They quack up!

What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework ?
– A firequaker!

1st duck: Quack
2nd duck: I was going to say that.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
– To get to the other side

Why did the turkey cross the road?
– To prove he wasn’t chicken

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
– Because chickens hadn’t evolved yet

Why did the horse cross the road?
– Because the chicken needed a day off

Why did the squirrel cross the road?
– Because he was stapled to a chicken
(This is the punk rock version)

Why did the chicken cross the playground?
– To get to the other slide

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud and
cross the road again?
– Because he was a dirty double-crosser

Why didn’t the chicken skeleton cross the road?
– Because he didn’t have enough guts

Why did the chicken cross the football pitch?
– He heard the referee calling fowls

Pig Jokes

How did the pig thief get caught?
– The pigs he stole were squealers.

Why are pigs always in fashion?
– They are sty-lish.

What do you call a pig who’s been arrested for dangerous driving?
– A road hog!

What happened when the man stole a pig?
– The pig squealed to the police.

What does the little pig get every morning from his parents?
– Hogs and kisses!

What do you call a crafty pig?
– CunningHam

Why did the pig run away from the pig sty?
– He felt that the other pigs were taking him for grunted.

What does a pig use to write his term papers with?
– Pen and Oink!

What do you call a pig with no legs?
– A groundhog!

Why didn’t the piglets listen to the teacher pig?
– Because he was an old boar.

Doctor, doctor, I’ve got a little sty.
– Then you’d better buy a little pig

Goat Jokes

What do you call an unemployed goat?
– Billy Idol.

What do you call a goat at sea?
– Billy Ocean.

What do you call a goat’s beard?
– A goatee

Where do milkshakes come from?
– Excited goats

What do you call the best “butter” on the farm?
– A goat

Cow Jokes

Where do cows go on Saturday nights?
– To the MOOOO-vies

What is another name for a cow?
– A lawn mooooer!

What do you call a sleeping bull?
– A Bull-dozer!

Llama Jokes

Why did the llama cross the road?
– It was the chickens day off!

What did the llama say to the blade of grass?
– It was nice knawing you!

Farm Animal Cartoons

Can’t get dafter than these two! No place like home! Oh boy! Long drop! Goat in sudden shock! Stubborn goat! I think i’m stuck! I will get it! I will get it! Portrait of a cow John Cow’volta’ Not a pleased bull! Over enthusianstic dancing cow!