Dog Fun

Dog Jokes

Why do dogs wag their tails?
– Because no one else will do it for them!

Why did the poor dog chase its tail?
– Because he was trying to make both ends meet!

Why can’t Dalmations hide?
– Cos they are always spotted!

How do you know when it is raining cats and dogs?
– When you step in a ‘poodle’!

What do dogs increase?
– The pup-ulation!

Where does a dog park its’ car?
– In a car bark!

Where does a Rottweiller sit in the cinema?
– Anywhere he wants!

What kind of dog can you eat?
– A hot dog – of course!

What’s a dogs favourite flower?
– Anything in the garden!

What does a lazy dog chase?
– Parked cars!

What dog always knows the time?
– A Watch dog!

What happened to the dog who ate too much garlic?
– His bark was worse than his bite!

Whats the difference between dogs and fleas?
– Dogs can have fleas but fleas can’t have dogs!

Dog Cartoons

Them jokes are soooooo funny! Nothing much in the news lately!
I gotcha now! Am I gonna get fed today or what?
This all for me? Yummy! Daft as a brush!
That Dog Boogie sure sounds good! This is MY bone, right! And MY name is ‘Dog’!

song – Dog Boogie

Do you think some dogs look like their owners? Take alook at these.

Recent studies have confirmed this to be quite TRUE!