Zebra Jokes

Zebra Fun

Zebra Jokes!

What is black and white with red dots?

A zebra with chicken pox.


What is black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three zebras fighting over a pickle.


What is black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.


What is the difference between a zebra and a horse?

A zebra has its pyjamas on.


When is a zebra invisible?

When its on a zebra-crossing.

When is a zebra-crossing invisible?

When its not been painted yet.

 

Zebra Cartoons

Forward march! It’s nearly dinner time! I just luuuuurve to dance!!! I don’t know whether i’m comin’ or goin’. Information about Zebras HERE!

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