Sheep Jokes

Sheep Jokes

What is a sheep’s favourite newspaper?
– the Wool Street Journal

What do you call a sheep without legs?
– A cloud.

What happened to the clock that fell into the sheepdip?
– It lost all its ticks.

What did one sheep say to the other sheep?
– after ewe

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Sheep Cartoons

How did you end up down there? One way to get a sheep clean!     A shearing experience! All the BAAAAAAING is making me sleepy!